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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Munni writes to her secret Darling


Darling,

Millions responded to my superhit song. But you never did. People think I sang this song for that stupid ‘thulla’ - Pandey. What the fish! I sang it for you.

But this song didn’t help. You hardly cared. You are sophisticated, drink imported wine, curse with f–starters and think Bollywood is crap. I can understand. It happens with people who watch Hollywood movies with subtitles and listen to some yellow-haired American with a guitar. 

You also read somewhere that the biggest sexual organ is brain. And you kept quoting it to me. If it were true, all the sexy sirens must be going for brain implants, not the breast ones. But I can understand. When a man doesn’t get a female with a great body, he pretends to be looking for someone with a great brain.

Anyway, I tried to develop my brain. It was a great challenge because to develop something first you have to find it. After a long search I found mine. It was small but much bigger than people with an intellectual bent of mind like you do have.

After some brain development, I realized brain doesn’t matter. It’s just what you speak in MTV English with every sentence starting and ending with f**k that matters. People think you are highly educated and do have great thoughts. They take you seriously.

So, I have decided to seduce you in English. I am sending the lyrics in English. I have translated them myself. I hope you will understand my emotions and ignore grammatical errors. (I know you are an intellectual fart looking for such errors to feel better.)

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Munni became a bad girl, darling for you – 3 times
Munni has pink cheeks, boozy eyes and royal style
She became Zandu balm, darling for you
Munni became a bad girl, darling for you
Munni has pink cheeks, boozy eyes and royal style
She became Zandu balm, darling for you – 2 times
Munni became a bad girl, darling for you – 2 times

Shilpa’s curves, I’ve Bebo’s style
Shilpa’s curves, I’ve Bebo’s style
In my pelvic jerks there is filmi spice
Oh you don’t know my tantrums
Ah you don’t know my tantrums can pump millions
She became an ATM, darling for you
She became a PVR, darling for you
Munni became a bad girl, darling for you – 2 times

Munni Hey, Hey Hey Munni
You are on every f***ing head, My Munni
My love has applied for your seduction
I am just waiting for your reaction
Hey Hey Munni

What a dumbass you are, my rocket 
Oh, what a dumbass you are, my rocket
You think you can have me with an empty pocket
You don’t know so many are after my melons
(Oh my my, kill me softly)
You don’t know they will kill to touch my hot socket
She became an STD booth, darling for you
She became an STD booth, darling for you
Munni became a bad girl, darling for you

You smell like an imported wine, imported wine
You smell like an imported wine, imported wine
You act like Viagra for old uncles, for old uncles
Curses on your lips give me epileptic fits
Curses on your lips give me epileptic fits ho ho

She became an item bomb, darling for you
Munni became a bad girl, darling for you – 2 times
Munni has pink cheeks, boozy and royal style
She became Zandu balm, darling for you
Munni became a bad girl, darling for you
She became a common property, darling for you
She became a used condom, darling for you
She became mango from woman, darling for you
She became Zandu balm, darling for you
She became a hole in heart, darling for you
She became a dirty name, for you for you
She became a doormat, darling for you
Darling for you – 3 times


Please tell me if this song aroused some emotions in you. I am waiting for you with my Zandu balm.

Your moon
- Munni

1 comment:

@ngel ~ said...

Awesome.. 10 stars :D