I love quoting myself - 2

1. Two hours extra stay in the office, and I start finding life meaningless.
2. Never judge a book by its reader.
3. People worry about tomorrow. As if today is not troublesome enough.
4. When I stopped hearing 'bhaiya' and started hearing bahen****, I opened my eyes. The bus was entering Delhi.
5. My job gives me both, money and satisfaction. The part which gives me money, doesn't give me satisfaction. The part which gives me satisfaction, doesn't give me money.
6.  Every single girl has at least one boy in her life obsessing over her. He wants things to go wrong in her life so that she comes to him for emotional support and love.
7. What is a girl thinking while spending hours in front of a mirror playing with loads of cosmetics? She is thinking, “When will I meet a boy who likes me for my intelligence?”
8. The mayonnaise sandwich served in snacks is enough to make you feel guilty about the money you spent on a New Delhi-Patna Rajdhani Express ticket. But you feel better when you see just one person per berth – quite unheard of in trains going to Bihar.
9. If you watch somebody for 5 minutes, you can guess which TV channel God was watching while making him/her. In my case, it was DOORDARSHAN. Yours?
10. The more I crib about something, the more I miss it when it's gone
11. Wise people say a person’s happiness lies in himself. They say it to make the situation complex or simple?
12. When Chetan Bhagat writes from his salesman mind, he disappoints. E.g., A Night @ Call Center, 3 Mistakes of My Life. When he writes from his writer heart, he rocks. E.g., Five Point Someone, 2 States.
13.  Everybody is emotional. Some are emotional about friends, family and relationships. Others about money, promotion and the cabin in office.
14. As if other days are not women's day! (On International Women's Day)
15. The best place to date a girl is an overpriced junk food joint. She may think you’re rich when you shell out lots of money for little food, and if you don’t listen to her stories you can blame it on the noise around.
16. I cannot do without the insecurity of a non-committed relationship. It keeps me aware, alert and always on toes to give her a better experience than I gave yesterday.